I love visiting with my parents but....

Sometimes they argue about the silliest things.   Currently it is about computer usage.  Dad says mom is on the computer at least 5-6 hours a day.  Mom says it is more like 1 hour a day.   Personally I am pretty sure Mom's estimate is the more accurate one.   The argument got heated because Dad disapproves of all the email jokey things my mom received.   Mom on the other hand thinks it is because dad resents her having friends.   Dad says it is all about protecting the computer from viruses.   Now they are sitting in the same room but ignoring each other.  Oh the tension in the room is charming!